Here’s what it would look like if Tom Selleck’s mustache was on Mr. Redlegs, and Mr. Redlegs’ mustache was on Tom Selleck’s face.
*After making this mashup, I realizes that Selleck is the star of “Blue Bloods” and Mr. Redlegs is the Cincinnati Reds mascot. Red vs. Blue, GOP vs. Dems, Bloods vs. Crips.
I hope this doesn’t start anything…
According to the Richmond Times Dispatch site, Virginia has an extra precinct:
*I wanted to make a Middle-earth joke about this, but then I learned that Middle-earth isn’t a hidden place. I should probably read “Lord of the Rings” at some point.
I hopped on Facebook just now to see this:
Because I love Ben and Jerry’s so much, I had to know right away. I figured I would try to lighten the photo to see if that was the actual pint. But figured there was no way they would make it that easy.
I was wrong:
Obviously the text is mine, but you can see below it’s there. Assuming this is a limited batch for “Anchorman 2.”
Sounds good, but I’d rather keep eating (and bathing in) Cannoli.